Saturday night

Wow… do you remember that song? I still know the dance routine!! How primary school disco is that?!!

Anyways, got home about 11, then was texting Mr paul.. Who was very drunk! He called me at like.. 1 O’clock, while he was walking home, and just babbled complete rubbish at me for ten minutes, telling me something about a broken glass and a “what’s it called…. you know a brushy thing… Stop laughing and tell me what it is!!! STOP LAUGHING! WHAT IS IT??? STOP LAUGHING AT MEEEE!” (It was a dustpan and brush.. rofl!) and his severe desperation for a piss!

Attempted sneaking out to come meet him, I believe it was for a hug, ‘cos we were both cold (=/ WTH? I do not know.. we are odd creatures!) But got caught.. About 2ish I came up with a genius plan (HA!) that was basically him coming to my front door, as I can open the door quietly from the inside, but I can’t shut it, or open it from the outside without the lock making this really loud sound! So the crazy drunkard wanders over to my house (In shorts I would like to add, bear in mind I was freezing despite wearing jeans and a huge hoody!) and we just stand on the doorstep talking and beign odd for a while.. Then he went home after a very nice warm hug.. I mean.. What was the point? ROFL!

Amused me greatly though Hope you all had a grand weekend

It’s half term!!! Y’all better be keeping me amused all week!

Fare thee well! SCARlet_xX